Episode 26 ~ Shingeki no Middle Class Gangster

Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn’t stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin’s vow of silence giving him no choice.

Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and unfaithful horses, leading in to a few 4chan experiences and discussion of Yooka-Laylee’s reception, which, although somewhat mixed, is still better than the reception Joshua’s service gets when he works his shifts at Cracker Barrel.

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Episode 25 ~ Breath of the Wild is a Good Game

Despite the new Mass Effect’s legion of undead , there have been some great games this year, and there are more to come. Joshua mentions this while blinking back tears as Geronimo brags about how he works not because he NEEDS to, but because he WANTS to. Corbin is distraught over being unable to sell his blood, but they all bond over just how good Breath of the Wild is, which only Joshua has put a lot of time into.

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Episode 24 ~ Everything is Dark Souls

With the Nintendo Switch looming on the horizon, a strange new outlook overtakes Geronimo, Joshua, Corbin, and Luke- one of disappointment and decay. Don’t even listen to this. It doesn’t matter that they talk about Mass Effect. It doesn’t matter that they talk about the Batman movie’s directorial woes. It’s the worst content ever. Just don’t waste your time.

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Episode 23 ~ Yoda is Weak to Rocks

In this episode, the Samurai Jack trailer cures all illnesses, Joshua is placed under intense government surveillance while facing charges of Gameboy Advance ROM downloading, and some strangers inspired by the dour case cram a Bible into a top-loader NES and show off their creation to the world, dubbing it the “Retroblox.”

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